Elic Bramlett is a lover not a writer, but he'll write for what he loves.
Elic loves to write stuff, and when he does, it usually comes in the form of sketch comedy, radio and tv commercial copy, print headlines and one-liners, and facebook status updates. Elic also does freelance work in band name consulting and church sign writing. Not really.
Elic has worked as an Associate Creative Director for one of the largest multi-site churches in the Chicagoland area for over 10 years. Collaborating with an awesome team of creatives, Elic has written, directed, and produced award-winning media and creative programming for adults, students, and kids, to support the "big idea" topics every week. His work has been seen by thousands locally and hundreds of thousands globally, and has been distributed across an entire network of churches for years. Below you will find various examples of writing he has done for his church gig.
WRITER PORTFOLIO
"Real Christian Genius" - ONE
a radio spot by Elic Bramlett
Music.
Announcer: Community Christian Church presents: "Real Christian Genius"
Vocalist: (sung) "Real Christian Genius"
Announcer: Today, we salute YOU, "Mr. Christian Bumper Sticker Guy"
Vocalist: (sung) "Mr. Christian Bumper Sticker Guy"
Anncr: People LOVE to speak their minds, and YOU summarize life for ALL of us, with simple clichés in eight words or less...
Vox: (sung) "God is my CO-pilot"
Anncr: Even though you may be driving a $50,000 SUV, with leather trim and chrome rims...
Vox: (sung) "it's 'prayer-conditioned'"
Anncr: You still take the time to add that extra special accessory to nurture our souls...
Vox: (sung) "Let Go, Let God"
Anncr: And when you speed by and cut me off in traffic, it's ok, because "Christians aren't perfect, just forgiven"
Vox: (sung) "Father, I've Sinned" Anncr: So thank YOU, oh 'Bard of the bumper' for teaching us to honk, if we love Jesus.
Vox: (spoken) Community Christian presents, 'Real Christian Genius'
"Real Christian Genius" – TWO
a radio spot by Elic Bramlett
Music.
Announcer: Community Christian Church presents: "Real Christian Genius"
Vocalist: (sung) "Real Christian Genius"
Anncr: Today we salute YOU, Mr. "WWJD Bracelet Wearer"
Vox: (sung) "Mr. WWJD Bracelet Wearer"
Anncr: We ALL know it's important to ask 'What Would Jesus Do' but you ask the question every minute, even every second...
Vox: (sung) "tick-tock, tick-tock"
Anncr: Tying the necktie, full-Windsor or half-Windsor...
Vox: (sung) "tighty-tight, tight ..."
Anncr: Toilet paper, over or under?
Vox: (sung) "WHOA"
Anncr: And is it credit or debit, paper or plastic...
Vox: (sung) "Double bag it please"
Anncr: You consult the heavens for EVERYTHING, whether it's peeling a banana, or licking a stamp...
Vox: (sung) "Ooh, yuck"
Anncr: So "What WOULD Jesus Do?" We don't know, but we KNOW he wouldn't wear a neon pink bracelet...
Vox: (spoken) Community Christian presents "Real Christian Genius"
"Real Christian Genius" – THREE
a radio spot by Elic Bramlett
Music.
Announcer: Community Christian Church presents: "Real Christian Genius"
Vocalist: (sung) "Real Christian Genius"
Anncr: Today, we salute YOU, Mr. "Overly Friendly Campus Pastor"
Vox: (sung) "Mr. Overly-Friendly Campus Pastor"
Anncr: After the service, we want to go eat, but with the "overly-friendly campus pastor", it's just not possible...
Vox: (sung) "Hey, how 'ya doin?"
Anncr: You constantly barrage us with your idle chatter...
Vox: (sung) "How's your dog?"
Anncr: Elevating small talk to an art form...
Vox: (sung) "What's your shoe size?"
Anncr: And trying to slip out during the offering, "I don't think so..."
Vox: (sung) "Sit back down!"
Anncr: Most Pastors just give their speech nice and neat, but you take a comedy class, to be 'Mr. Funny Guy'
Vox: (sung) "Knock-knock, who's there?"
Anncr: So keep up the good work, oh, "Mister Rogers of the Bible" because somebody out there NEEDS to hear about your (recent weight-loss, root canal, kid's baseball game, smooth, bald head, new bald baby, hang nail)...
Vox: (sung) "Mr. Overly-Friendly Campus Pastor" Vox: (spoken) Community Christian presents "Real Christian Genius"
